ABBL BLOODBOWL

Petty Hate Machines
Race: Chaos Dwarf
Coach: John SW

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   The Petty Hate Machines are back once again. Weapons manufacturer and tedious pedant Jûlz Virn returns with the illest behaviour. His bad-tempered, armour-clad engineers and their abominable creations are taking to the pitch again, in a third and final attempt to claim the crown!

   “Secondary testing proved informative and explosive.” Explained Jûlz, “And now we've got some solid product on the market. Maybe you'll reach into your pockets you tight-fisted misers, and actually buy something."

   Once again the team is trying to peddle their patented ‘Hobgoblin’ automata, with limited success, although with their award-winning Vor-0-Vor Minotaur model now available to hire, they're hoping to have a little more luck in the sales department. 

   Success in the league remains just out of reach. Maybe they're just too short to grasp victory. Though he’d never admit it, Jûlz was outraged that having beaten their Black Orc rivals twice, the greenskin upstarts got 'third time lucky' and knocked them out of the playoffs.

   Will this third season of “field testing” see them reach the finals? Will they finally make a sale? Do automata dream of electric sheep? Here's hoping we get some answers this season!