ABBL BLOODBOWL

They came across a Minotaur roaming the wastes called Titch, who had a limp and told the Daemonettes of Slaanesh all about the ABBL, so they fed him to Chesticles The Gorgerous and packed up their favourite deviant sex toys (a human thrower called Smuh Gunnt they were both enthralled and engorged by due to his sheer arrogance) and a motley collection of other party favours and off they strode, to experience this new obsession sweeping the south…